
Jonah received a dollar in the mail yesterday from his Pop and Grammy. I asked him on the way home from the library last night if he wanted to get something special with his dollar.
"I'm hungry. I want chicken," he replied.
So we turned into the nearest KFC as Jonah giggled excitedly in the seat, anxious for the chicken treat he could buy with his very own dollar.
Mike asked for one chicken strip. The total came to $1.32 with tax.
Mike and I had no money; Jonah had his dollar.
We had a credit card, which I certainly would have felt free to use, but Mike, ignorant of the car behind us in line, decided that he would rather find $.32 in our car.
We look around our seats...a penny, another penny, a dime, a nickel. I dig through the glove compartment, through the center console...
I can't find any more money but Mike refuses to give up. This is a game for him. I'm getting embarrassed. I'm giggling. I start to shrink in my seat. Mike turns on the dome lights in the car (HELLO WORLD, LOOK AT US!). He was determined. He finds more pennies.
I'm convulsing now from trying to hold in my nervous laughter. I delicately mention to Mike that he COULD use the credit card.
A few "minutes" later, we have $1.29. We need three cents. Mike looks the employee right in the eyes, "Is that good enough?"
DID HE JUST SAY THAT????????
The employee motions for us to move forward.
They give us the chicken strip.
It's a lonely chicken strip in a large KFC box.
I'm so embarrassed.